well this annoying thing happens like every day:
I JUST SHOWED MY MOMS THIS AND NOW THEY THINK THEY’RE INTERNET CELEBRITIES
Fucking me does not require an asterisk.
Loving me is not a fetish.
Finding me beautiful is not a novelty.
I am not a fucking novelty.
wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
OMG GUYS I JUST WENT TO STARBUCKS AND THE I AM ALWAYS ORDERING FROM THE SAME GUY AND WE FLIRT WITH EACH OTHER SOMETIMES AND NOW HE WROTE HIS NUMBER ON MY CUP IS THIS FANFICTION????
I AM STILL SHAKING HE IS REALLY CUTE OMG OMG
I TEXTED HIM OMG
WE HAVE DATE GUYS I REPEAT, WE HAVE DATE
THIS SHIP IS SAILING AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL