when your mom didn’t get groceries and there’s literally just bread to eat
i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed
MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES
- Pro-lifer:Would you have wanted to be aborted
things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:
- lacy lingerie
if your body positivity never mentions race and eurocentric beauty standards and physically disabled bodies and only endorces slightly curvy white women with thin faces who are able bodied….just…go away.
i love it when teenage boys make edgy jokes and theyre just laughing but ur not laughing. they say shit like “oh come on it was funny”. you still arent laughing. you can see their soul shrivelling before you, you can see the fear in their eyes
— Robert Downey Jr. (via letsgetdowney)
- 1:Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
- 2:Talk about your first kiss.
- 3:Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
- 4:Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
- 5:Talk about the best birthday you've had.
- 6:Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
- 7:Talk about your biggest insecurity.
- 8:Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
- 9:Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
- 10:Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
- 11:Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
- 12:Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
- 13:Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
- 14:Talk about a vacation.
- 15:Talk about the time you were most content in life.
- 16:Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
- 17:Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
- 18:Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
- 19:Talk about something that happened in middle school.
- 20:Talk about something that happened in high school.
- 21:Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
- 22:Talk about your worst fear.
- 23:Talk about a time someone turned you down.
- 24:Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
- 25:Talk about an ex-best friend.
- 26:Talk about things you do when you're sick.
- 27:Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
- 28:Talk about your fetishes.
- 29:Talk about what turns you on.
- 30:Talk about what turns you off.
- 31:Talk about what you think death is like.
- 32:Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
- 33:Talk about what you do when you are sad.
- 34:Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
- 35:Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
- 36:Talk about your guilty pleasures.
- 37:Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
- 38:Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
- 39:Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
- 40:Talk about the end of something in your life.
There is a secret bond between slowness and memory, between speed and forgetting. Consider this utterly commonplace situation: a man is walking down the street. At a certain moment, he tries to recall something, but the recollection escapes him. Automatically he slows down. Meanwhile, a person who wants to forget a disagreeable
incident he has just lived through starts unconsciously to speed up his pace, as if he were trying to distance himself from a thing still too close to him in time.
In existential mathematics, that experience takes the form of two basic equations: the degree of slowness is directly proportion to the intensity of memory; the degree of speed is directly proportional to the intensity of forgetting.
— Milan Kundera, from Slowness (HarperCollins, 1996)