I’m feeling so ready to give up today :(
having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:
give them twenty dollars and go away.
i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters